Two Georgian men claim to have discovered a bigfoot body in the Georgia wilderness. They claim to have a body, a photograph and DNA evidence of the mythical creature, which will be released Friday at a press conference. The beast is said to be over seven feet tall and weigh over 500 pounds. No word yet on whether they have ruled out the creature being a wookie.
Bigfoot Body Reported in Georgia
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Damn you!!! I saw this on the Atlanta Journal Constitution and was about to write it up when I got home. Well played, McPiler…well played.
…I also hate the fact that this reminded me of watching “Strange Wilderness” which is one of the most awful movies of all time and remembering that kind of ruined my day.