Comments on: Even Cracker Barrel Doesn’t Respect ECU

By: The Piler

The Piler — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:20:13 +0000

Re: Girl/Guy ratio

Don’t forget we supplement with St. Mary’s High School right down the street…

By: William

William — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:44:41 +0000

Correction, 55/45 guy to girl. You’re still retarded.

By: William

William — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:20:36 +0000

Gorgeous? That’s hilarious. As of 2006 NC State’s ratio was 55/45 girl to guy, http://www2.acs.ncsu.edu/UPA/enrollmentdata/f06enrol/index.htm. It’s fitting that you used incorrect facts to arrive at your conclusion, I wouldn’t expect anything less from an ECU graduate. We have killer tailgates, so what? Greenville is a stain on North Carolina. Come to think of it, any area ending in “ville” should just be wiped off the map. I’ll be going out to Raleigh bars with girls who can actually comprehend multisyllabic words while you guys hang out at your shitty apartment trying to figure out how to make moonshine. You guys better finish up by 10:00pm, I think that’s when “The Dukes of Hazard” reruns air, and I know you can’t afford or figure out how to use a DVR.

By: TheSmackDab

TheSmackDab — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:30:03 +0000

Lets compare. ECU 60/40 girl guy ratio, gorgeous women, mediocre football, people drink at tailgates to NC State 20/80 girl guy ratio, mediocre women, mediocre (at best) football, people die at tailgates. Our choice is clear.

Plus Cracker Barrel may be the single worst rip off of real country food ever.

By: stamos

stamos — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:58:56 +0000

The problem with ecu girls liking sex is that they also like herpes, and the spread thereof.

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:55:33 +0000

1. The only reason NC State is as large as they are is because NC State girls only sleep/marry/sodomize NC State guys thus turning their children into…NC State students creating waaaay too many overrated fans.
2. ECU girls like sex, why you find a way to argue that or punish a school for this reason is beyond me. What a wonderful problem to have.

By: Charles Brah-nson

Charles Brah-nson — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:21:37 +0000

Mr. Wuf? That must have taken some serious consideration and planning or it could be that all of the graduates of a course called “Bees and Beekeeping” came up with the idea while milking cows and shoveling manure while banging their sisters.

However, I am glad to know that the Salamander a la Pollock is still alive on the internet. That shit brightened up my day. He looks so happy sliding down those stairs. F*ck Cracker Barrel anyway…