“Cow College,” “If you can’t go to college go to State,” “Start your tractor.” We’ve been hearing the same tired jokes for years as NC State fans from our rivals in Chapel Hill. They constantly remind us how they are “Public Ivy.” I never realized that meant public sector ivy. Payscale.com came out with a list of top southern colleges by salary and dat Pack checks in five spots ahead of our geigh baby blue bretheren. I don’t know about you, but I went to college to get nice and make bank. I must hand it to Kigh, Texas easily wins for niceness to bank ratio checking in at number 15. They migh have fatter wallets, but Duke and Vanderbilt don’t get nice like the Longhorns. Where are our little friends from G-Vegas you ask? I was too busy looking over my portfolio, but they’re probably somewhere near the bottom.
I Guess Farmers Make Bank
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