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Some Girl Was Born In Prison

by Stamos on September 3, 2008

We don’t watch ’stories’, so we’d be lying if we said we’d ever heard of Leighton Meester before.  Apparently, she’s on some WB show called Gossip Girls.  And, to her credit, she’s relatively easy on the eyes.  That said, she gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘jail bait.’

Leighton Meester, who plays the privileged Blair Waldorf in the hot TV series, was born while her mother was serving a federal prison sentence in Texas. The mom was allowed to stay in a halfway house for the birth, but had to return to prison on the day Leighton turned three months. The future star was raised by a relative while mom served out her sentence for her role in a major drug-running ring.

Hells yeah.  Also worth nothing that the story continues on to reveal that Meester’s father, grandfather, and aunt all did time for running rock.  You know, it’s neat: some girls have to blow their way to the top in Hollywood- Meester just had a family that ran blow.  At the end of the day, though, she’s still prolly come face to face with her share of meat.

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