Life gets harder as one gets older, more responsibility, declining physical abilities, less hair for some of us, anyway. You know what’s near impossible as you get up in years? Nailing a virgin. Post college virgins take on near mythical status. I didn’t think they existed, considering I only knew one after junior year of college and that didn’t even last long for that prude. Well, except for Wake Forest University, which is teeming with virgins, but that’s a whole ‘nother story.
If you got several hundred-large, maybe a million, laying around you can hit (pun intended) that virginal fountain of youth. Natalie Dylan, pictured above, is selling her virginity via auction at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada to pay for her graduate school. She kicked off the bidding on the Howard Stern Show on Tuesday. Dylan, which is a fake name, has agreed to undergo a medical examination to prove she is a virgin and claims she has already passed a polygraph test. Claiming the highest bidder may not win, she told US Weekly “I’m looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person.” Good luck with that. I’m sure your first is going to be real special when some fat, harry internet mogul bids 1.5 million.
