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Kid Lays Pipe, Girl’s Father Also Lays Pipe

by Stamos on September 15, 2008

Back in the day, it was pretty common for one of the brahs to sneak up in some girls room at her ‘rents house for a quick insert and wiggle.  When you’re 15 years old, and want to get wet, it’s pretty much the only option, save for a car backseat.  And we all know that car backseats just aren’t all that roomy.  So Lucas Contreras did what any other 15 year old kid wanting some would do.  Problem is the lady friend’s father wasn’t too keen on his little girl getting her bottom knocked under his roof.

So, he did what most 40 year old fathers would- beat the naked boy with a metal pole until he ran out of the house and rode his bike home.  You know how you feel after you wrap up a late night box punishing session, right?  Like, pretty good and maybe kinda tired?  What’s the last thing you’d probably want to do?  Maybe have a 40 year old man beat your ass with a metal pole and then ride your bike home naked at 4am?  Yep, us too.

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