So prior to reading this post, when you jerked, you likely just pictured Megan Fox doing dirty things alone, or maybe even including you. And maybe you, like us, were getting tired of the same old same old Megan Fox just doing those same old dirty things. Well, what if you could spice that up a bit by tossing a Russian stripper into the mix?
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”
And just in case you needed some actual pictures to get the ball rolling, we’ve got a couple after the jump.
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I continue to believe that Megan Fox was created by lab engineers in a quest to devise the woman who would be coveted by more people (note, that’s men and women) than Angelina Jolie. So far, mission accomplished.
indeed, greebs, indeed.
Nope, she’s just another wanna be. A trying hard clone who is doing everything Angelina has done. She poses like her, dresses like her, acts like her and now, she likes girls like Angie used too, as well! What a joke.
She is gorgeous and sexy. But never ever will be more than or even equal to, Angelina Jolie.