Just in case you didn’t know, today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. And, as we here at Brahsome love all holidays, we are obviously going to participate. Please note that none of these statements that we feel could be made by pirates are in any way intended to belittle East Carolina University, or anyone affiliated with said university. And let’s proceed.
Here are a few things we might say when talking like a pirate:
1. Arrrrr you also infected wth the herpes?
2. This football team be comprised mainly of landlubbers who couldn’t get past admissions to an ACC school.
3. That chick is wearing an extraordinary amount of eye makeup. And for that exact reason, I want to pillage her booty.
4. These crabs arrrrrrren’t from the ocean.
5. Pass the pipe and that Meth, matey.
6. I jolly-rogered that fat chick in the bathroom of the Lambda Chi house last night.
Got some more? Leave em in the comments for us.
