Fat Ass = Fast Cash

Remember this story about a woman who hadn’t removed herself from the shitter for 2 years before her boyfriend called the cops to pry her fat ass off of it so he could finally take an agent Johnny Utah?  Well apparently good things come to those who wait (two years to get their girlfriend’s fat ass off the toilet).  Kory McFadden won $20 large in the Kansas lottery this week, the second win he’s posted this year!  Honestly- what are the odds of someone winning large on the lotto twice in one year?  Whats that you say?  About the same as the odds that you could convince yourself that everything was fine in your house despite your lady friend’s ass having become one with a toilet seat?  Maybe the same odds that Kory knows how to spell his first name (paging Andruw Jones and Shawon Dunston)?

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