Jesus H. Is One Helluva a Tailback
Oct 13th, 2008 by Brinson
You know, it’s odd … I always assumed that Jesus Christ would be a quarterback. Certainly he could be an all world/universe tailback if he wanted, but I just assumed he would be like Michael Vick + a decent arm - Satanic qualities that inspired the murdering of pit bulls. Or something like that. Huh. Shows what I know.