Pacman Jones Is…Uh…Well…He’s Not Smart

by C. Brahkowski on October 14, 2008

Pacman Jones
Roger Iron Fist Goodell has suspended Adam Pacman Jones indefinitely and without pay for violating the league’s Personal Conduct Policy.

The suspension, which has a four game minimum, comes after Jones’ latest brush with the law following an “alcohol-related” fight with his bodyguard in a bathroom.

News of the fight broke last week, but that’s really all I’ve heard. I would really love some details, because I want to know what the hell they were fighting about that got so out of hand that hotel employees had to call the cops. I mean this dude was supposed to be his bodyguard, so what the hell were they doing in there? A little of the old “closed-stall-foot-tap?” Creeepy.

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