
Roger Iron Fist Goodell has suspended Adam Pacman Jones indefinitely and without pay for violating the league’s Personal Conduct Policy.
The suspension, which has a four game minimum, comes after Jones’ latest brush with the law following an “alcohol-related” fight with his bodyguard in a bathroom.
News of the fight broke last week, but that’s really all I’ve heard. I would really love some details, because I want to know what the hell they were fighting about that got so out of hand that hotel employees had to call the cops. I mean this dude was supposed to be his bodyguard, so what the hell were they doing in there? A little of the old “closed-stall-foot-tap?” Creeepy.

