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Can’t Touch This

by C. Brahkowski on October 15, 2008

Larry Johnson
For the third time in five years, Kansas City running back Larry Johnson has been charged by police for assaulting a woman. The latest incident stems from a 26 year-old woman who claims Johnson pushed the side of her head with an open hand and said “don’t touch me” as we walked through a club.

That doesn’t sound like assault to me. That sounds like a fair warning. Bitches can’t be pawing all over LJ when he’s in public. That hussy should be happy it was an open hand and not a Judo chop.

/Nice shirt guy.

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