Your boy Bono was getting nice last month with a couple of 19 year-old hussies in St Tropez. He was there with his boy Simon Carmody, whom I’ve never heard of but according to the article is a musician and drinking buddy of Sir Bono.
The Irishmen met up with two 19-year-olds, American fashion student Andrea Feick and her British friend Hannah Emerson, in the playboys’ playground of St Tropez.
Miss Feick told The Mail on Sunday she had known Bono for a few years but insisted their relationship had never crossed the line beyond friendship.
She said: ‘I think that for somebody who’s much older than I am… no thank you.
‘No…God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.’
The article goes on to name a few of the bars they partied at, but I doubt any brahsome readers are swingcocks enough to have ever heard of them, let alone been there, so there’s no point in listing them.
After hitting the bars, they boarded a yacht owned by U2 guitarist The Edge (seen below) and kicked it. I’m sure Mrs. Bono (also pictured below, but not as a hot teenager) is really enjoying this “breaking news.”
Was this story as boring to read as it was to write? I need a nap. And I hate U2.
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I’d “get nice” all over that dark haired chick. that pic in the bikini and hat on the boat is fucking smoking hot. the douchebag in the white shirt can have that other slut.