We here at Brahsome are familiar with the shocker. Whether you describe it as two in the pink one in the stink, two in the goo one in the poo, or our personal fave two in the coot and one up the shute, everyone’s a fan. You know what’s really a shocker, though? That a couple could get so wound up at a Bills game that they’d want to knock bottoms in the bathroom.
The call came out early in the third quarter Sunday to investigate numerous complaints of a commotion in a ladies’ restroom across from Section 336 in Ralph Wilson Stadium.
It didn’t take security officers long to figure out the cause of what police later called a “public disturbance” in the restroom.
A woman, law enforcement officials said Monday, was having sex with her boyfriend in a bathroom stall.
The boyfriend was saddled with resisting arrest on top of the public disturbance. Though, that resist was probably his attempt at buying the thirty seconds more he needed to finish the job. Honestly, if you’re giving business in the stall at an NFL stadium bathroom, the last thing you’ll stand for is leaving with blueballs.
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Speaking of “The Shocker…”
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ddramby/the-shocker-2cg
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