We have some sad news for you, gentle reader. Apparently brahsome.com favorite, Selma Hayek, is fighting an addiction. And she needs our help.
According to reports surfacing today, Ms. Hayek is addicted to breastfeeding.
“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop,” she told Britain’s Style magazine.
I think I can speak for the other guys when I say that hour humble little blahg is here for you, Selma, and we’d love to assist in any way we can.
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Dear Gawd.