Luckily for us here at Brahsome, we’ve never been afflicted with ‘the quickness’ as it were (please disregard Mrs. Stamos cackling in the corner). However, we understand it’s plagued men, young and old, across the world for generations. And while we’re all aware than any lack of stamina is obviously the girls’ fault somehow, and if and when it happens to us, “it’s never happened before,” it’s something we need fear no longer, thanks to some one-pump-and-run Brits that found a way to regulate their ejaculate.
Results show that the average time to ejaculation in the drug-treated group was four minutes, compared with one minute in the placebo group. ‘We see these results as being as significant as the results from Viagra at an equivalent stage of development,’ says Dr Mike Wyllie, chief scientific officer of Plethora.
Wow, a whole 4 minutes. These guys ladies are definitely satisfied now. Maybe the cocktail of bourbon, Viagra, and chowder we’ve been utilizing for years isn’t the only solution?
