The struggling economy knows no bounds, slowing down business at an Australian nudist camp. To combat slowing sales, the camp is bringing back swingers and sex parties. Mark your calendars Brahnation, March ‘09 is “anything goes” month at the appropriately named White Cockatoo Resort in Mossman, north Queensland. The resort had to shut down the swingers parties three years ago because, apparently, Aussies get real effin nice.
The ban followed a series of out-of-control sex parties and orgies where, in one case, police were called to evict six swingers after a free-for-all sex romp in a chalet. In another, a naked husband and wife in their mid-50s upset others with a rowdy display of balcony sex before breakfast. Other guests complained of being propositioned for group sex by a stranger in her 30s.
We’re holding a contest among ourselves here at Brahsome Headquarters to see who gets to go to Plowtown on the company tab. It will only be one of us because, how shall I say this, we don’t like to have crossfire.
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