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Guns ‘N’ Roses Releases New Album; Axl Rose Still Irrelevent

by Stamos on November 20, 2008

GnR defined the collective Brahsome childhood.  Really, has there been a song written in the last 17 years that gets you more fired up than Welcome To The Jungle?  Or one that wets the seats faster than Patience (keeping in mind that Darryl, John, and Lionel were past their prime by the time 1991 rolled around, and Color Me Badd didn’t have that much staying power)?  No… no there’s not.  So it’s with great excitement that we exclaim huzzah! regarding the release of the new Guns N Roses album.  Orrrrrrr not.

Here’s the title track off the new album.  GnR minus Slash plus Death Metal equals Meh.

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