Florida Schools Don’t Condone Busting Ass

In what will likely be the first ever public use of the ‘he who denied it supplied it’ prosecutorial tactic, a Florida tween may stand trial for gassing off.  The boys cries of ‘he who smelt it dealt it’ won’t likely sway jurors at this point, seeing as how he confessed to “”continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers” (ed. note: the ‘he who smelt it dealt it’ defense is a corollary of the ‘he who detected it ejected it’ tactic, which, itself, was a spinoff of the ‘he who excuses himself accuses himself’ stand)  Does this kid’s cropdust break computers?  Maybe the FBI should get him on the payroll, feed him a couple of chalupas and send him down to Iran or North Korea to wreak havok on their nucelar proliferation systems.  Or at the very least he could introduce Il to the Dutch Oven.