Rachel Ray sucks for many reasons. First, her idea of haute cuisine is opening up a can of tuna and garnishing it with ketchup and Kraft singles. Second – she isn’t hot. Third, she’s as phony as a $3 bill.

I had a friend who worked for Scripps Howard in Chicago, which I believe, at the time, owned Food Network. Rachel Ray’s nickname around the office was “Psycho Cunt Bitch.”

Notice her nickname did not include the following words;
hot, sexy, intelligent, talented, attractive, nice, smart, and worthwhile were not included.

I know you guys were just mailing it in that week for the holidays… but COME ON.

Awful. Just awful.