Many men have known the satisfaction of marking their property. It’s up there with the most dohrminehnt (read phonetically with best Cesar Millan accent you’ve got) things a guy can do, right? Just pin your special lady down and let her bathe in all your glory? In the movie business, they refer to this as the money shot. And its great, except when the ‘money shot’ involves ‘bullets’ instead of ‘baby batter,’
Tim Havens said that he was “reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.” Well that sounds reasonable enough. I mean, you’ve got Plax Burress packing in his sweatpants at the club- why wouldn’t Tim Havens have a loaded gun sitting on his nightstand next to his rubbers or KY or anal beads or whatever he was ‘reaching for.’ Except that Timmy’s been to jail for beating up his wife in the past and had to attend anger management classes. So that begs the question: is Carolyn Havens the victim of a terrible accident, or did she give Timmy the angry dolphin and he didn’t take kindly?
