For most guys out there, when your special lady tells you they’re feeling a little less dainty after the holiday feasts, you think the easiest way for them to lighten up would be to mount up and ride’m cowgirl all weekend, right? Well, we’d advise not saying that to their face because a) you’re not allowed to acknowledge that they have any reason to be concerned about the holiday elbees and b) girls (shockingly) don’t seem to respect their special manfriend saying “hey, if you want to shed that holiday weight, why don’t you mount up and ride’m cowgirl all weekend.” A doctor out in LA, on the other hand, has found a way to use that extra luggage to fuel something other than a sexfest or ‘disagreement.’
The leading Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon claims to be saving the planet by using fat, removed from clients in liposuction, to power his 4WD.
Sounds like this is a stand up guy. Except when you read on and find out he’s a) under investigation from US Authorities, b) just shut down his website and closed his office, c) may have moved to South America to get away from a class-action suit alleging his unlicensed girlfriend performed some of his surgeries. Still, if what he claims is true, there hasn’t been a better way to lose weight while powering your ride since the days of Fred Flintstone.
