No idea how this slipped through the cracks here at Brahsome HQ, but we forgot to remind you last week about International Orgasm Day. Last Saturday, at 12:04 GMT, everyone in the world was invited to a party in their own pants by some random group we’ve never heard of. Yay for splooge! In Tel-Brahviv, a splinter of the group who created ‘O’ day had organized a massive orgy promoting world peace. Makes sense, too, because, at least for us, when you say ‘world peace’, the first things that comes to mind is ‘giant Israeli orgy.’
Too bad, though, because the sex-a-thon was called off after threats were received by the organizers. Threats that were, almost certainly, made by married guys in Israel who couldn’t find a way to sneak out of the house for the afternoon without their wives looking for them and asking too many questions when they returned stinking like an Israeli orgy (that’s an unmistakable smell. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean. Well not me personally, but a guy I know- he and a bunch of Israelis GOT IT ON! WOOOOWEEEEE. Well, no, no, no they didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if they did, right?).
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I think we may have caused the problem. It must be the HD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-24sdUJSY6E