If any of you out there in Brahmerica happen to live in Wisconsin, we’ve got some bad news. While we’re all huge fans of secretly turning on the camera attached to our computer which is facing the bed but leaving the monitor turned off so we can get some sneaky footage of us wrecking box that we can show to friends and laugh at later after we take a few stingers, that doesn’t fly in ‘Sconsin.
And that news means it sucks to be Mark Jahnke (who’s family, by the way, couldn’t possibly have chosen a better way to spell their surname), who is now serving hard time for filming his lady friend naked and receiving. What’s this world coming too, anyways? It makes some sense that it’s not kosher to just stand outside some young thing’s window with a camcorder and some Jergens making films, but when you can’t even record your most recent conquest for the boys over at PornoTube, that’s some mo bull shit.

