In November of last year, we brought you the story of sweet, little Natalie Dylan- the 22 year old mynx who is auctioning off her untouched canal in an effort to pay for her own higher education. Well, if you still want in, hopefully you saved some cash from Christmas, because the bidding has gotten rather high- like $3.7 million dollars The Baker movie . If you recall, Natalie got the idea when her sister paid for her own master’s degree after moonlighting as a whore for 3 weeks. Too bad for big sis Avia that she was getting facials in the backseat of Smart Cars for $50 while little sis Nat will receive $4 large large for giving up 20 minutes of missionary. And really this starts to beg the question- is the road to prosperity paved with good intentions of virgins and their uber-rich cherry-popping suitors, or are young women today better off taking a secretary job after 2 years of college and riding their boss on top of his desk after hours leading to a promotion or lawsuit (followed by the standard ‘rinse and repeat’)? We asked our boys Telly and Caspar how they felt about it.
Virginity Taking = Expensive Hobby
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