OK, so that’s not really going to be his name. But it works, right? That, or Agent JohnnyCakes. Or Clay Aiken. Anyways, Stan Lee, creator of Spiderman, has announced that he’s unveiling the world’s first thuperhero (like “I’m thuper… thanks for asking”- we just came up with that, and screw you; it’s good). While the hero doesn’t yet have a name (his real name is Thom Creed), he may have a look. In fact, we wrote this whole story just to post the Scottish Sun artist’s rendition of how Backdoorman might appear. Nice collar underneath your cape, guy. And he just has to have that mustache, doesn’t he Scottish Sun?
BackdoorMan- First Gay Superhero
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Your headline need a caveat. This guy is the first OPENLY gay superhero. The Ambiguously Gay duo has to be in the closet.
the evidence before the court is incontrovertible. there’s no need for the jury to retire. oh fuck it, wasn’t “dick” tracy gay?