Clean and sober, Amy Winehouse is on holiday (do I sound British?) in St Lucia and it appears she’s doing just swimmingly.
A source at the £200-a-night resort said: “We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
Or even better:
Another guest said: “She’s like a child craving attention. It’s embarrassing. She comes in for dinner barefoot and in her bikini, even though the dress code is smart casual. Then she will go and sit on her balcony topless playing the guitar when everyone is trying to sleep.”
Damn, Ms. Winehouse just continues to impress.
