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Spanish Prison = Kick Ass

by Stamos on January 16, 2009

There’s basically two things that come to mind when we think of prison here in the states: ass rape and how to avoid it.  In Spain, though.  Prison apparently isn’t that bad.  In fact, instead of fending off anal rapists, it’s basically like being at the titty bar.

the woman took her clothes off before male inmates Jan. 2 and committed several lewd acts at the prison in Picassent in the eastern Valencia region.

That’s unreal.  And just in case you weren’t sure if that was the greatest thing to ever happen to a guy in prison, let us offer up this gallery of pictures of what the lucky lady probably looked like.

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