Mike Tyson Scared of Money and Vaginas

by Stamos on January 20, 2009

Don’t believe us? Well, let Iron Mike tell you in his own words at a benefit for his upcoming, self-titled documentary.

Trust us, Mike: if there’s anyone who understands how tough it is to be overwhelmed by money and pussy, it’s us. That’s assuming, of course, that by ‘money and pussy’ you meant ’seeking out dollar value menus while spending another Saturday night alone.’
H/T: Sports, Crackle, Pop.

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Alexander Dombroff August 21, 2009 at 7:52 pm

Mike Tyson is such a jerk! Did you see him on Oprah last month, it was totally ridiculous

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