So I was returning some books to the local public library the other day for my lady friend and became a little confused. You see, I don’t hit up the public library very often, usually sticking to blahgs. Conveniently, there was an outside book slot return so I didn’t have to mingle with the freak-shows that hangout in public libraries. As I approached the return, the first slot that caught my eye was labeled “Adult Books” and, naturally, my first thought was “They have prOn books at the public library? Effing sweet!” Then my eyes shifted to the second book slot, labeled “Children’s Books,” and it hit me that that mind was completely in the gutter. Needless to say, that confirmed I’m never going back to the public library.
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