The Super Bowl last night was definitely the best Super Bowl since last year. But imagine this scenario: you’re watching the game, Larry Fitzgerald just scores the go ahead TDer with 3 minutes to play and now Big Ben is going to have to march the field to take the lead again (something he’s done 17 times in the last 5 years). And, then, your TV screen is filled with a closeup of some random guy’s junk. Is that something you might be interested in? Welp, move to Arizona.
Callers said that the clip showed a woman unzipping a man’s pants, followed by a graphic act between the two. “I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,” said Cora King of Marana. “Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.”
Bwaaaahahahaha. Seriously, this is just another in the long line of reasons to get HD. The ‘wardrobe malfunction’ only happened to viewers who still live in an analog world. Those folks should be ashamed, and deserve male full frontal nudity. Now excuse us while we watch Springsteen stroke his mic stand and skullfuck a cameraman.
And, if you really want to know what it’s like to live in Tuscon, enjoy your 30 seconds of random guy’s junk here.
