A Rack For the Recordbooks

Sheyla Hershey wanted big breats.  And not 34Ds like most of us picture when we think of big breasts.  REAL big breasts.  So, she started getting implants a while back, and slowly, but surely, she got some big ol titties.  Then, last year, she decided she wanted to have the biggest breasts of all time, so she went down to Texas in search of 34 FFF jumblies.  And, she got em.  Unfortunately, some dumbass must have looked her in the eye again because she decided even that wasn’t enough (despite being filled with a gallon of silicon, and having maxed out what the state of Texas allowed as far as boob jobs- apparently everything isn’t bigger in Texas).  So, she went down to Brazil where they’ll do anyhting to anyone, and left with some 34 KKKs.  Seriously, remember in middle school, when guys were impressed with two handfuls?  Neither does Sheyla.  Can’t decide if those look fun or terrifying.

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