Dre Kirkpatrick, the number one ranked cornerback in the land according to scout.com, held a signing day presser to announce his college decision. It looked to be your average pick hat style announcement, with hats from Texas and Alabama on the table. He picked up the Texas hat, proclaimed, “This hat right here, it ain’t got no swagger, so I’m gonna give it some swagger” and pulled out an athletic bag. The athletic bag contained a white plastic bag, which contained a red box, which contained a black bag, which contained a very trendy flat-bill Alabama hat with an Atlanta Braves style A. Nice work, Dre, you will fit in well in T-town
Hat tip to Chuck for the tip and The Sporting Blog for the video.
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Ugh. This is what’s wrong with our country. Does this kid diserve this attention. Our media created these attention whores. Everyone…just look away.