We, at Brahsome, spend more time scouring the interwebs than most folks because, well, it’s our job to bring you the best the net has to offer so you don’t have to waste as much time. Basically, we waste time to save you time. And, typically, we assume the time we save you is spent ripping stingers, keying beers, and checking out the latest in online porn. Apparently, we need to ramp up our marketing efforts across the pond because those losers are still using their time on the internet for things other than Brahsome and pornorgaphy. For shame.
Teenagers spend an average of 31 hours a week online… They spend some three and a half hours communicating with friends on MSN, and around two hours on YouTube and in chat rooms. Just over an hour is devoted to looking up cosmetic surgery procedures such as how to enlarge breasts and get collagen implants, an hour and a half is spent on family planning and pregnancy websites and one hour 35 minutes is spent investigating diets and weight loss
What a bunch of fucking losers. Googling collagen implants? Family planning? And who knew chat rooms even still existed? Weren’t they just created on AOL originally for the easy exchange of porn anyways (yeah, you remember those chat rooms that were always full and were named ‘pics’ or ‘gifs’ or whatever. Don’t lie to us).
But here’s the real kicker- 2 hours a week spent looking at internet porn. Basically, that means these kids spend 17 minutes a day looking at prOn. With 17 minutes, you could watch 2 Girls 1 Cup 3 times, and still have time for a few rounds of Honeybag and Hammer. That’s enough time for the UT porn with some left over for Verne Troyer’s home movie. In 17 minutes, you could watch all 10 minutes worth seeing of Paris Hilton’s movie while leaving room for that fake Adriana Lima that was floating around. You could view the entire Joanie Laurer bit, vomit, and still have time to rub one out to Alyson Hannigan’s facial. Any way you look at it, these Brit-teens are getting their fair share.
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wll this is indeed good to hear.