I think it’s safe to say that the immediate reaction to the “Go-Girl” would best be classified as: “f*cking gross, man.” That’s understandable, considering that the product in question is a portable urination device for women.
Nothing really cool about that. On one hand, as the Piler pointed out, this would be effing fantastic for long road trips with your ladyfriend (certainly better than making her try and use a bottle). On the other, though, I think there’s a reasonable chance that after you read the description of “How to Use” you might change your mind.
Just adjust your clothing, and hold GoGirl gently against your body to form a seal. Aim and urinate. GoGirl’s a snap to use. But we suggest you practice at home a time or two at home, so you’re confident and ready to go, wherever the urge strikes. If there’s leakage, you’re not sealing it against you. Try again. The second time’s a charm.GoGirl’s economical enough to be considered disposable, but some women choose to use the product again and again. Use the enclosed baggie to dispose of the product after use. Or use it to store GoGirl until you can clean it.
Oh wow! I’d love to meet one of those ladies who is so environmentally conscious that she feels the need not to throw away her portable pee device! Who are these girls? Sadly, they’re all generic stereotypes, such as SkiGirl, GlobalGirl, MommyGirl, and RoadGirl. Ugh.
Still not convinced that this is an absolutely horrible idea? Pick up a freaking three pack online! Seriously, where does the “Go-Girl” fall under in the category of “Things that will make me stand up and walk out of a restaurant if I accidentally see in a date’s purse”? I’m guessing somewhere in between Valtrex (there’s no rational explanation other than “Herpes!”) and a strap-on dildo (at least there’s the possibility that she wants some G-on-G instead of taking you to town.
(via one of Mrs. Mos’ friend who used to live next to me on Cherry Lane but who will remain nameless maybe)
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Just curious — is this a guy writing this? hmmm…
We just donated our 4th shipment of GoGirls off to the women in the Military. Think about this for a moment…