Finally. After years of people such as myself wondering why in the name of allah someone as perfect as Megan Fox, one of the hottest woman in the world, would date obvious douche bag Brian Austin Green, the universe has righted itself and the couple have ended their engagement.
According to Yahoo! the break was amicable and they remain friends.
Obviously.
There’s no way BAG can let this thing end badly. He has to maintain at least “friendship” status because he knows as well as every else does that his 90210 days are fading from the rear view mirror and his occasional appearances in the Terminator series aren’t getting any panties wet in Hollywood. Staying friends is the only way he can ever have a shot at tapping that ass again.
Have we mentioned we love Megan Fox?
