Perhaps Rihanna Could Learn a Thing or Two …

by C. Brahkowski on March 10, 2009

Rihanna

TAMPA, Fla. — Authorities say the girlfriend of Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Geno Hayes stabbed him in the head and in the neck.

A Hillsborough County Sheriff’s spokeswoman says Hayes was taken to a hospital by a friend Saturday. The 21-year-old former Florida State player was treated and later released.

Deputies arrested 19-year-old Shevelle Bagley on Saturday afternoon. The sheriff’s spokeswoman says Hayes and Bagley got into an argument, which led to Bagley grabbing a pair of scissors and stabbing Hayes in the head. He managed to get the scissors away from her, but authorities say she then grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the neck.

Bagley was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Jail records show she was released Sunday on $25,000 bail.

Don’t get me wrong. Brahsome would never condone violence … but if there was ever a girl who could get away with planting a pair of scissors in someone’s dome, it’s your girl Rihanna.

By the way, that’s Rihanna pictured to the right, not Ms. Bagley, just in case you were confused. I didn’t attempt to find a picture of Ms. Bagley because, well, why would I want a picture of that hussy when I can post Rihanna’s fine ass.

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