There was a time when Momma Mos tried to set old Stamos up with girls. In middle and high school, basically any girl who was a daughter or a friend was fair game for Momma Mos to try to force. However, that’s where it ended- in high school, with suggestions of ‘You should call her’ and ‘oh she’s pretty.’ Not so much ‘hey daughter of my friend- would you please have sex with my son Stamos?’ And that, long story short, is why Momma Mos isn’t as cool as Otto Baxter’s mom, Lucy.
“I’d like all my boys to find love and enjoy sex. If he doesn’t get a girlfriend, I will feel really bad, because I have sold him this thing that he is like everybody else. That’s why I’m working overtime to get this sorted for him.”
Sounds fairly reasonable, as we all know sex is nice. Little weird, though, when you’re talking about getting a prostitute for your son with Down’s so he can smash some box. That said, who among you ladies is up for a long ride on the short bus? At the end of the day, at least you know he has good taste in women, as he named Fearne Cotton as his ideal partner. No, we’ve never heard of Fearne Cotton either, but she is pretty nigh.
