GEIGH

by C. Brahkowski on March 24, 2009

The Promise

This is the speech Tim Tebow gave after Florida lost AT HOME TO AN UNRANKED OLE MISS.

Due to his love of jesus and ESPN’s love of Tebow, the Gators were able to forge on through and into the BCS championship game, where they did what all good teams do … beat Oklahoma in a bowl game.

So anyway, this speech was replayed over and over and over and over again by CBS, ESPN, and all the other networks. That was bad enough. Worse is that Florida thought it was such an awesome speech that they’ve put it in steel and attached it to the football complex in Gainsville. So. Bunk.

Deadspin

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Laddy March 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Tebow stole that last paragraph from my former JCC basketball coach. But instead of “God Bless” he said “Long Live the Jews.” It’s pretty much the same thing.

Stamos March 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm

C’mon, Brahkowski. Don’t be pissed that Black Jesus (he of the single digit Wonderlic) never game such a rousing speech. I, for one, loved that speech.

C. Brahkowski March 24, 2009 at 1:46 pm

Black Jebus never lost a home game (nor did he ever lose to an unranked team)… so he was never forced to veil his excuses in the form of a rah-rah speech for the media.

Bob March 25, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Teboner in stone

dAndy March 26, 2009 at 8:31 am

….tear…

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