There are some things you just have to cut back on when the money gets tight. Maybe you don’t go out to eat as much. Some folks forego a vacation. Others start buying house brand products instead of names. But one thing we believe you should never cut back on is getting new fake breasts. Apparently, we’re not alone. Yvonne Pampellonne felt it was time to replace her sagging funbags, but didn’t have the fat stack to re-rack. So, she did what anyone in a tough spot needing new taters would do- steal someone else’s identity to get a line of credit upon which she bought the boob job and just never showed up for follow-up visits so she didn’t have to pay. Standard. Too bad the folks at the Pacific Center for Plastic Surgery reconigzed her from a picture lineup. But kudos to Yvonne for going out and getting hers- let this be a lesson to all you fem-brahs who are thinking about getting a new rack but don’t have the money to pay for it. What’s the lesson, you ask? The lesson is no one likes a girl with small boobs.