While niggas is broke deez days, people are still in the business of making babies. And for those who’s boys don’t swim, you have to turn to the local depository to purchase some baby batter. And that shit ain’t cheap- apparently, it usually costs $350 a vial. For a limited time only, though, it’s on sale.
“Select donors are a new level of donor which we introduced to try to help our clients who are interested in third-party reproduction but, with the tough economy, are having a little bit of trouble purchasing a regular donor,” Moores told AFP. Select donors, explained Moores, are men from whom Xytex has “many, many vials because they’re very successful donors or able to stop in several times a week or — for whatever reason, we have a huge inventory,” and it is being made available in a sort of clearance sale.
Bwaaaahahahahahha. Able to stop in several times a week? Seriously- the jerkstore called and they’re running out of you. These guys beat their meat like it owes them money, and now their spooge is on the clearance rack. Better make sure you check this product for quality before- make sure it has a good texture and nice consistancy.
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I tried to donate sperm once, but the nurse got mad at me when I took my pants off in front of her. How was I supposed to know how that worked? She was HOT!