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Prostitute Didn't Want Vince's Shlomi

by C. Brahkowski on March 30, 2009

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Vince Shlomi, whom you may recognize from slinging ShamWows on TV, got into a little row with a “woman of the evening” (Sasha Harris) down in Miami last month and shit got out of hand quick.

Resident Evil movie download According to the Smoking Gun, Shlomi met this little hussy at a South Beach bar where she propositioned him for some sweet lovin’. He took her back to his $750/night room and was about to start getting nice when things turned ugly. Apparently Ms. Harris didn’t appreciate Vince’s tongue in her mouth, so she clamped down and wouldn’t let go … so he whipped that ass.

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Sasha Harris: Beaten by Vince Shlomi

To be fair to Vince, here’s what Ms. Harris looked like prior to her stint on the business end of Vince’s knuckles:

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