I know that many of you have questions about the internet. And more importantly, about Twitter. (Note: Follow me here, please.) What the hell is it? Why does it exist? Why on Earth would I want to “tweet” in 140 characters or less.
Fortunately, as you can see above, Jenn Sterger (the “FSU Cowboy Girl” and “renowned sports analyst for various places”) has just confirmed why it exists.
That’s right. Because without Twitter, we wouldn’t have a place to put our jokes (it is a joke, right???) about getting Dutch Oven’d by young ladies and the epicness that ensues.
