Mel Gibson Might Be Out $450 Million

Mel Gibson and his wife of 29 years filed for divorce.  We’re not typically ones to spew celebtrity gossip around, save for the occasional sex tape review or whatever, but this is a little hairy because Mel is made of coin.  $900 million.  and in Cali, she gets half.  We decided to do a little math here.  If she walks away with $450 mil, that’s basically $15.5 million per year of marriage.  Or, $42K per day of betrothal.  Or, $1700 an hour.  Which works out to $29.50 a minute, or just under 50 cents for every second she was married to Mel Gibson.  Damn that’s straight cash- in fact, she just made about $60 while you read this.  Bitch.

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