Hulk Hogan has hit something of a rough patch. His son went to jail for driving drunk (though little Nicky did at least get some fan mail), his TV show was a yoke, his daughter’s musical career is a farce and she’s about 9 months from starring in All Anal Gangbangs 12, and he’s in the middle of divorcing a wife who’s getting dogplowed by one of his daughter’s friends. In his own words:
bed, with your wife . . .”
And who wouldn’t be sympathetic to that situation. But, then it gets a little aggressive.
“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. I totally understand OJ. I get it.”
Yeah…. about that. Prolly not going to look great in front of that divorce attorney when they quote you as saying you “totally understand” a guy that allegedly carved up his ex-wife and beheaded her boyfriend. Unless you were saying you ‘totally understand’ why Juice would reprise his role as Nordberg for a 3rd time, finally garnering the respect of his peers in the form of a Worst Supporting Actor Razzie. Because, in that case, we totally understand too.
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Call me crazy…but I hear you Hulk.