Hailing from Wilmington, NC, the newest Miss USA has most certainly been drilled by someone in the Brahsome reading area. Holla at your boys as we want some details about the time you bent her over the railing at the yacht club or ripped gates off her fupa at your boys house in LandFall.
Miss USA- Kristen Dalton
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I’m guessing she doesn’t possess any FUPA if she’s Miss USA.
C’Mon, Piler. You, me, and the rest of Brahmerica knows there’s “FUPA” (the pouch found between the belly button and box of overweight women) and then there’s “FUPA” (the lovely little pillow they all have above the slot). Gators have, throughout history, been ripped off the latter.
Whats the deal with the Miss USA pageant anyway? Are these just the girls who were always too slutty to be considered for Miss America? Who grows up dreaming of being handed the crown by some hack ex-morning zoo DJ/ Entertainment Tonight host?