Free-balling is one of America’s great pasttimes. Feeling the breeze up in your steez. Letting the air tickle down there. Having the wind pass right up that ass? But down in sunny Florida, it’s not kosher anymore.
The Brooksville city council recently approved a revised dress code as part of its effort to update existing policies.
The revision instructs employees to observe “strict personal hygiene,” including the use of deodorant. It lists “the observable lack of undergarments and exposed undergarments” as “unacceptable attire.”
Isn’t that so mo bwuhshit? What loser city-coucilman voted yes to a bill that removed any possibility of getting a quicky from his secretary in the elevator? And how would they define ‘observable lack of undergarments?’ Does it count if you just don’t see a line in the back, or does a girl have to wear a skirt, spread eagle in her desk chair, and let it air out before it’s an issue?
At least the Mayor is on our side, as he said the underwear edict “takes away freedom of choice.” Because he knows that some women might choose to wear a short skirt and bend down to pick up that paper clip you just dropped near the copier and this guy doesn’t want to miss the chance to glimpse some strange splittail. Joe Bernadini for president.
