Burger King’s New Super Seven Incher Advertisement Is a Touch Sexual in Nature

by Brinson on June 24, 2009

Well. Hello there, ma’am. Yes. I do see that you’re excited (and shocked, apparently!) for the new “BK Super Seven Incher.” Hmm. Yes. Interesting. “Blow” your mind away, eh? You don’t say. No, but seriously, this is blatantly sexually suggestive on purpose, right? Otherwise it would be worse than trying to sell a Chevy Nova in Spain, right? (no va = it does not go in Spanish). And who greenlit this? And why didn’t they just go all the way over the top by having the King holding this bad boy in front of his crotch? Also, who wants to eat penis — is BK really trying to nail down the “horny slut” and “homosexual blowjob fan” demographics? Because I think they just did.

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Image via Russ

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WW June 24, 2009 at 8:56 pm

2 things:

1) I must have one of these

2) Girl in the picture needs to open wider

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