Seattle Weekly has an interesting profile on Frank Colacurcio (which I found via Digg, of course). Why should you care? Because Frank Colacurio is your hero too, guy.
See, “Frank C.” is a 92-year-old man. Big deal? No, of course not — old people are everywhere; hogging the roads with their slow cars and even slower muscle reactions; making me wait longer in line every Sunday at K&W when all I want is some goddamn chicken pan pie and okra and gravy and my couch and generally just being cranky.
But Frank C, yeah, this guy is different. He’s 92 and he runs a freaking strip club. And has sex with the strippers.
By age 86, about the time Strippergate was unfolding, he got six months probation for grabbing a waitress’s breast and offering her money for sex. In court filings last year, leading up to the grand jury indictment this week, the feds quote dancers saying Frank is “always trying to get me to his house” and that “he gets laid every night.”
Of course, at this point I should probably out that Frank has had sexual relations with several 16 year-olds, which, while legal, is a touch creepy, no?
Additionally, Frank apparently has zero problem allowing girls who engage in prostitution to continue working at the club so long as they have sex with him. Which, I guess — since they’re whoring themselves out anyway — isn’t technically that A Crude Awakening: The Oil Crash trailer
bad, right? Or maybe it is. Who are we to judge when a 92 year-old wants to have sex with younger women? Exactly. Plow away, Frank. Just keep it legal.
