Female Golfers May Be Coke Mules

There are a host of good places for the ladies to smuggle their corn, should they pursue a career in muling.  In your bra.  In your snizz.  In the pooper.  In a box of tampons.  In a battery operated orgasm yourself appliance, otherwise known as a B.O.O.Y.A (also referred to as the Stuart and the Right Eye).  All of these are places most guys working security won’t question.  One place they may question is a bag full of loose golf clubs.  Especially if they ask “what’s your handicap?” and you answer “I’m not disabled.”

As the clueless crook began a jail sentence, Mike O’Grady of HM Revenue and Customs said: “When Dryer was asked questions about golf, it was clear that she was totally unfamiliar with the game and she had no legitimate reason for travelling with the sports equipment.”

As if there’s any legitimate reason for any 23 year old woman (especially one named Kayti- seriously Mom and Dad?  You’re so desperate for your daughter to be different you spelled Katie with a ‘y’ up front?  Hell, why not go with Aymee or Sayruh or Jenipher or Jewleyuh.  Actually, Jewleyuh would get plowed fo sho) to be carrying something other than a tennis racket or KY Jelly that could be referred to as sports equiptment.  Unless it’s Anna Rawson, in which case she should have all of the above.

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